I am writing a book

It's going to be called, Heidi and the horrible, terrible, no good very bad cry day. It's about Heidi who has to care for 2 children during the day, and all they do is cry. Cry over nothing. Cry because he can't be attached to Heidi 24/7. Cry because he can't see Heidi. Cry because he doesn't want to nap. Cry because just for the sake of crying. Cry because she is cold and doesn't want to get dressed to keep her warm. Cry because she wants waffles even though she won't eat waffles. Cry because she doesn't want cereal, and then cries 1 hr later because she wants cereal. Cry when I hold them, cry when I don't hold them. Cry when I cry. And all her husband did was laugh at her when she called him to tell him that she was about to commit harry carry.

Think I'll make a lot of money?